hypnosishemmo:

frat boy luke showing up for your tutoring sessions and you expect him to be an idiot douche bag but he turns out to be a complete cutie with his monkey laptop case and hes actually really smart and just wanted an excuse to talk to you and he keeps making dumb jokes to impress you and youll be working and catch him staring at you over his laptop so he ducks his head down behind the screen and you can see his cheeks getting redder and redder and WHAT AM I DOING PLS STOP ME

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benderliam:

zayn has all the power.. he can do anything.. he could probably steal the president’s girl and barack would be like “damn… das tru”

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shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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Posted 19 hours ago (originally shorten) + 43,139 notes

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

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calsbutt:

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aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

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elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

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